We'll be over this weekend...Brunch at the Country Cat first?

Farmer Meeting (online)

Question: should I gently mix some of that fertilizer thats in the brown bag in the trailer into the soil around the snap peas? Isn't it nitrogen rich?


To catch you outsiders up, we have a nitrogen deficiency  at the F.A. that is causing our greens to yellow! Fear not, we will fix this.

Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whisky, and More Money

Or, cuter dogs. Lets get this one for the acre. Guess what her name is folks? You guessed it- Fancy.

Via

Friday at the Acre

The farm is abustle with activity today. The chickens are out (natch) and Jacky is trying desperately to fit in with them.

The quail like to fly when the chickens are out of their way, and so they are hanging out on the coop support beams, just being classic en vogue. 

Tammy, though not in En Vogue is most certainly looking flashy today. Please observe her developing waddle.

Surprise! It's wild strawberries!

I can't wait for cherries. Can't. Wait.

The raspberries are really starting to look like they will be food soon.

And Hiro is newly on Prozac and has just discovered the only shade in the yard. Notice that he is not quite in it yet- but he will get there if he can only focus for long enough!!!

Let's Grow These

Garden Update

Let's start with the good:

The peas are happening. There is a little yellowing at the bottom leaves, but otherwise they seem happy and healthy. 

The greens are mostly very happy. The spinach didn't really make it, but a few seeds seem to have taken. The starts are doing great and the sassy mix is really coming in strong!

The herb garden looks like hell. The only thing that really seems to be thriving is the chamomile, and even that is stunted. The quinoa is dying, the dill is dying, and I don't remember what else is in there- but it's dying

The radishes are almost over. Worms got into most of them, but we ate them anyway. The turnips seem a little sad... Their leaves are a little yellowed and it looks like something is eating them. I really want them to make it! The onions next to them seem ok.

This is supposedly the beet box, but almost none of them ever popped up. I see one or two sprouts, but it's looking really sad.

Scott, I don't remember what those chive looking things are but a few of them have died. The gai lan is ok although one was a little yellow and I trimmed back some leaves this morning in hopes saving it. 

So farmers, I think it's time to do some farming?!  I have been doing my best with watering, but I can't do it alone. How about a watering schedule? If everyone picks a day I will fill in the gaps. Then everyone can keep an eye on things and this whole fancy acre wont die all at once.  

I also think it's time to do some planting. Tomatoes and cukes right? Bush beans? Squash? Summer!

Chicken Update

The girls are on the loose today, eating worms and my flowers. I just want them to leave the blueberries alone. Take the rest girls! Just leave me some berries!

Potatoes

These tots are actually the seed potatoes. I picked up two varieties: French Fingerling and Russian Banana. Once the fresh cuts scab-over and the 'eyes' start to sprout they'll be ready to plant.

Quail House

Topher builds a deluxe apartment for En Vogue. Sorry, no Chickens allowed in this clubhouse.

hola-day

hola amigos its cinco de mayo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

the chickens (mexico) are still squabbling with the invasive quail (france) and lynne made us a nifty family crest to hang on the coop. We ate sandos with radishes and lettuces from the garden and started planning our first big feast at fancy acre.

maybe it will go something like this:

but probably it will go more like this:

thanks lynne!

Beyonce Is Good at Home Arts

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.


She could make us drinks for when we're working I mean when we're done working

IDEA!

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-farmers-for-hire-20100502,0,5532629.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20latimes/business%20(L.A.%20Times%20-%20Business)&utm_content=Google%20Reader

Movin' On Up

So here's a long over-due update (soon to be followed by photos) on the Fancy Acre Quail Family (or as we refer to them : En Vogue). For the last few months they have been living in what began as a the cutest little tidy tin house in our basement/garage. Oh it was a happy home with happy times - lit by a glowing balmy orange ball that never stopped showering warmth upon them, filled with wall to wall wood pellets, clean drinking water and more food then they could have ever dreamed of consuming - it was basically like Las Vegas - without the gambling (they were too young anyway). But anyway. Nic made them the cutest berry box houses that they slept in and they really seemed happy to be away from the farm store where the children were poking them and such. Soon (and quickly) the three members of En Vogue began to grow and make the cutest sounds ever - they had such respect for their elders and loved when we came around and whistled softly to them - they even whistled back! Despite their awkward adolescent insecurities, they soon began to wear their little quail hats and looked stunning in brown. That was until the day they figured out how to party...and when I say party - I mean PARTAY. ummm. what a mess! they were throwing poop on the walls and their berry boxes were upside down and their water was constantly filled with more - guess what - POOP and they looked like they had been doing lines of Angel Dust all night when we checked in on them in the morning. Insanity. Well this had to end. We turned the warm glowing ball off to prepare them for the harsh reality and they knew something was about to change. We were serious. They were grounded. In the mean time I spent last Saturday afternoon painstakingly building their new home out of freshly sawn cedar shake and 2x4's and installed it within the coop that their chicken siblings have been occupying for a few weeks now...Then, last night, in a covert night operation involving headlamps, hay and a station wagon, we escorted these teen party princesses to their new deluxxe apartment in the sky...where this morning, according to Jenny, they have been running around with the chickens gossiping about this-a-one and that-a-one and making fun of Tammy whose hair is really out of control in the morning.

Farmers Markets Tide Us Over

We didn't grow any of this crap, but we could have. It wasn't even that good since it wasn't Fancy, but it was ok. 

Coop Decal OpTION!1

HUH HUH?

Possible Interns

Should Nic feel like his chicken dance is threatened by this? 

Perhaps.

Thanks 2Pz

Egg Salad

I just had an egg salad sandwich and I started to think about the scene from Napoleon Dynamite where he works on the egg farm and the lunch they are served is egg salad, hard boiled eggs, and egg-drink. I really lost my appetite but also realized that I could see the direction that Fancy Acre should go in. We should get interns.
Stupid STUPID youtube wont let me embed the video GOD DAMN YOU TUBE but here is the mother effing link: Napoleon Dynamite Chicken Farm Scene

Chicken Fail

I gave the chickens a large slug today as a treat. The slug was a threat to our garden and a prize for the chickens. Or, it should have been. Instead, the chickens watched it slither away while they pecked at the dirt. I was like, girls, pull it together! And they were like, its not gonna happen. So I rolled the slug in their food. Now we had a cornmeal crusted delicacy. They couldn't afford to pass this up. But again, they did. The slug got away, and hopefully went home, kissed its wife and quit smoking! God!
If these chickens refuse to lay eggs until late summer then I expect them to help out around the house a little bit. Eating slugs would be helpful. They best be working on their appetites ASAP or I'm making a stew.

Learning to love women.

Since this blog is a forum to express feelings of friendship, I want to thank Jenny Cook for curing my once-crippling misogyny. ummmm. I don't know how to add on to that. Love you dude. ette!

Oh yes, I want to point out that tho we sacrificed building a shed for the sake of having fresh eggs all summer, we did build an attic. Olde timey ladder included. Voila! EVERYONE WINS.

somebody call cribs! these chickens are living it up at fancy acre.

As of last night, 75% of the gang were able to tuck themselves into bed like grown ass chickens. Thats good news cause having to scramble around in darkness to catch these squirrelly birds is hard, hard work. Miss Loretta, if tonight you once again sneak downstairs to 'oh just grab a snack' well, you best be prepared to find your way back up cause I'll be at the bar.

dreaming about chickens

Beyond Fancy

These photos are from last week so things are even fancier now- if you can believe it (I am certain that you cannot). Doesn't it look like Patsy and Loretta are shit talking? They are.

Hot Carpenter Series

Kevin measuring twice and cutting once for the coop!

Fancy Acre From Above

ok fine the image is from here.

Radishes

The radishes look as though they are pushing themselves out of the soil. They are still a couple of weeks away from our first harvest. We should probably plant a successive crop this week.

Peas

The peas look healthy and are now about five inches tall. We planted these one inch apart in rows spaced 16 inches apart.

Shallots and Gai Lan

Today, I planted two rows each of shallots and gai lan.

Chicken Coop Photos

Thank you to everyone who helped build this awesome coop. You did an amazing job! I think the girls will be really happy there, and hopefully, they will thank us with a abundance of eggs.

I especially like the trap door entrance to their nesting area. Now if they can just figure out how to use the ladder.

Reason for Concern?

The chickens still haven't figured out how to get into their coop! Last night when I went to check on them to see if they had put themselves to bed they were cuddled up in a pile next to their food bowl! One one hand I see it as "Like mother like daughter" but on the other I'm like, get a clue ladies. You can't always sleep next to your food bowl- it's not smart or ladylike. Hopefully tonight they will climb the ladder to success, but I must say I'm not counting on it.

It is kind of cute to tuck them in at night.